Every three months we celebrate the best of us.
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Thompson Official Award | Jane Thompson | It goes to someone whom I truly have a mixed relationship with. She is great in many regards, and gives me headaches in others. |
| The Prescott Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | This one goes to a healer...A Lady whom heals...And I really can't say anything more positive or I'll self-combust. |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Joe McNorren | This time it goes to a man whom...If you put a wig on him, would look rather like Forgestone. |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Melrion Sunray | This time it goes to someone whom wrote so much...I genuinely didn't read it. I couldn't. I physically couldn't. |
| The Sunray Official Award | Minura "Mini" Ebonnight | This one goes to someone, whom never is small. |
| The Whitevale Official Award | Perira Whitevale | It goes to someone whom...Is very pretty |
| The Ebonnight Official Award | Lorelie Prescott | It goes to someone who I'm sure wishes to continue to be under the name of Ebonnight...In more ways than one. |
| The Wright Official Award | Alexandra Peak | This time it goes to someone I don't think deserve it. Because she is too trigger fucking happy. |
| The Forrester Official Award | Eleanor Morgan | This time it goes to someone whom is...Equally as positive, whom I truly cannot say a bad thing about. |
| The Darrow Official Award | Alexander Kelly | This time it goes to a Cadet whom I feel is...Rather good. I'm quite happy to what he is, and what he'll become. |
| The Thodim Official Award | Reemti Mooncrown | This one will go to someone whom is a structure...And is positive at times. |
| The Tucker Official Award | Alex Moorely | This time it goes to a man whom I feel truly deserves this. I feel he is a Tucker if ever there was one. |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Veronica Cooper | This time it goes to someone whom noone can argue rights, a lot, with everyone, and almost dies. |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Melrion Sunray | This time it goes to someone whom...again...I would like to stop. |
| The Guard Official Award | Joe McNorren | This time it goes to a man whom is a Guard. They will not write his name on his grave. They will just write...Guard. |
| The Brain Official Award | Tintin Tinwhistle | This time it goes to a small buy with a big personality. Please don't touch his paperclips. |
| The Bestest Boy Award Bonus Award | Pierre | — |
| The Not So Bestest Girl Award Bonus Award | Alexandra Peak | — |
| The I Wouldn't Hire You Award Bonus Award | Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Hottest Ears In The Unit Award Bonus Award | Melrion Sunray | — |
| The Strange Gun Man Award Bonus Award | Joey | — |
| The Someone Hurt Me Midlife Crisis Award Bonus Award | Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Platonic Soul Mate Award Bonus Award | Dregrug Rustbelcher | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Thompson Official Award | Minura "Mini" Ebonnight | She has been an outstanding force of nature |
| The Prescott Official Award | Melrion Sunray | You are a wonderful medic, capable of...many...medic things. |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Alexandra Peak | If anyone would be a Forgestone double, it would be you, but taller |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Melrion Sunray | Your writing skills is something to admire |
| The Sunray Official Award | Tintin Tinwhistle | A wonderful Gnome, who puts other Gnomes to shame...more so with his budy body |
| The Whitevale Official Award | Eleanor Morgan | I for one, agree. You are very much the joy to be around |
| The Ebonnight Official Award | Lorelie Prescott | While I might not agree, I can see how others would feel such...Sort of |
| The Wright Official Award | Alexandra Peak | Please continue to not shoot people. Thank you |
| The Forrester Official Award | Eleanor Morgan | A joy...Yet again, well done, but I'm sure you know this |
| The Darrow Official Award | Seraphyne Duskwind | But...Has been the best newbie who is still here. So, well done to her |
| The Thodim Official Award | Sevynna Swiftbrook | The blue one, I believe, is good with this. Truly |
| The Tucker Official Award | Alex Moorely | May he continue to show that old school resilience |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Sevynna Swiftbrook | May she continue to fight like her life depends on it, because she does |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Vaethelor Nightstar | The Vae is a delight to read on paperwork |
| The Guard Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | You can grab it yourself |
| The Brain Official Award | Lilaya Coldwalker | Who may be cold, but 'her' walker is still not as fast as 'her' brain |
| The how loud can you scream Award Bonus Award | Pierre | — |
| The shine bright like a space goat Award Bonus Award | Reemti Mooncrown | — |
| The I'm so fluffy I could punch someone Award Bonus Award | Alexandra Peak | — |
| The wow, ain't I pretty Award Bonus Award | Mercia Sundiver | — |
| The personal trauma Award Bonus Award | Eleanor Morgan | — |
| The how much can I piss off my Captain Award Bonus Award | Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The in and out with no release Award Bonus Award | Dregrug Rustbelcher | — |
| The Captain's best elf Award Bonus Award | Melrion Sunray | — |
| The somewhere, somehow she knows Award Bonus Award | Perira Whitevale | — |
| The horniest person I know Award Bonus Award | Obsidiana | — |
| The could be dead by now Award Bonus Award | Veronica Cooper | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | Sevynna Swiftbrook | She has shown a lot of promise since joining. From a random cadet who simply existed, to a woman with great promise and future head. You have grown greatly in courage. |
| The Prescott Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | She doesn't deserve any awards, but heals well. |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Mercia Sundiver | This is well deserved, she is a person of great loyalty. |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Astriel Rosebrook | She is a fighter, to say the least, for that we are forever grateful, May you never die in a fight. |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Minura Ebonnight | Your paperwork cannot be complained about, well done. |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Melrion Sunray | "I do not understand how you write so much. I admire it" - Lt. Thompson 30.03 KC635 |
| The Wright Official Award | Alexandra Peak | You have yet to kill someone, and you have not someone in the foot. Well done. |
| The Thodim Official Award | Lorelie Prescott | Avoiding work has done wonders for you. Well done. |
| The Forrester Official Award | Sorand Cotts | "Noone can complain about you. Not even me." - Lt. Thompson 30.03 KC635 |
| The Tucker Official Award | Reemti Mooncrown | You're big, you're strong, well done. |
| The Guard Official Award | Eleanor Morgan | "A jolly well done, you are a joy in a military construct." - Lt. Thompson 30.03 KC635 |
| The Brain Official Award | Lilaya Coldwalker | "He is the only one here with a brain." - Lt. Thompson 30.03 KC635 |
| The Whitevale Official Award | Perira Whitevale | "Everyone keeps talking to me about you." - Lt. Thompson 30.03 KC635 |
| The Sunray Official Award | Tintin Tinwhistle | Never been seen sitting still, even if they are always at their desk. |
| The Thompson Official Award | Naldria Forgestone | You (and I) are one of a kind, well done. |
| Big Words for a small mouth Award Bonus Award | Tintin Tinwhistle | — |
| The Penguin at the Darkmoon Faire Award Bonus Award | Lilaya Coldwalker | — |
| Don't Be Blue Award Bonus Award | Sevynna Swiftbrook | — |
| Prettiest Ears Award Bonus Award | Mercia Sundiver | — |
| Threesome Award Bonus Award | Perira Whitevale | — |
| Yowzers Award Bonus Award | Reemti Mooncrown | — |
| You look better in armor Award Bonus Award | Naldria Forgestone | — |
| Why do you do this Award Bonus Award | Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| Am I a man, or am I a fox? Award Bonus Award | Pierre | — |
| Dracthyr? More like Damnthyr! Award Bonus Award | Obsidiana (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| The Bang, and the dirt is gone Award Bonus Award | Astriel Rosebrook | — |
| Matted Rug Award Bonus Award | Alexandra Peak | — |
| Miniature Award Bonus Award | Minura "Mini" Ebonnight | — |
| Gnomish Raygun gone wrong Award Bonus Award | Melrion Sunray | — |
| Only true readhead in the company Award Bonus Award | Eleanor Morgan | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | Cadet Eleanor Morgan | — |
| The Prescott Official Award | Constable Melrion Sunray | — |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Constable Veronica Cooper | — |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Cadet Titus Cain | — |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Jr. Constable Vaethelor Nightstar | — |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Constable Melrion Sunray | — |
| The Wright Official Award | Constable Alexandra Peak | — |
| The Thodim Official Award | Jr. Constable John Lawrence | — |
| The Forrester Official Award | Constable Diana Winters | — |
| The Tucker Official Award | Constable Arorhan | — |
| The Guard Official Award | Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Brain Official Award | Sergeant Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Smile Official Award | Jr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Smile Official Award | Constable Bonny Bucklespark | — |
| The Future Leader Award Bonus Award | Cadet Eleanor Morgan | — |
| The Naked Dwarf Award Bonus Award | Sergeant Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Most Beloved Award Bonus Award | Constable Diana Winters | — |
| The Cuddles Award Bonus Award | Cadet Teddie McNally | — |
| The Sleep your way to the top Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable John Lawrence | — |
| The Half and Half Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Raelyn Dawnwalker | — |
| The Issues Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Istahla "Issue" Shadowbane | — |
| The Paperelf Award Bonus Award | Constable Melrion Sunray | — |
| The Only elf in the building Award Bonus Award | Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Work It Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Fuck Award Bonus Award | Constable Alexandra Peak | — |
| The Helllllllllo Precious Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Reemti Mooncrown | — |
| The AHHHHHHHH!!! Award Bonus Award | Sr. Constable Pierre | — |
| The Frowner 2.0 Award Bonus Award | Constable Bonny Bucklespark | — |
| The Rookie Award Bonus Award | Cadet Luna Nova Aurora | — |
| The Coffee Stealer Award Bonus Award | Thixan Hatchet (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| The Handcuff Award Bonus Award | Dregrug (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | Lingyiang Lo | No longer punches people. She listens. She is trying her best to learn Common. Bless her cotton paws |
| The Prescott Official Award | Melrion Sunray | The only person seen doing something. Too many people die, too less people doing something about it |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | The second favorite Corporal, for trying her best. Sorry, the third favorite. |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Veronica Cooper | When thinking fighting spirit, she thinks not dead yet. Staying alive is a challenge. They have promised not to die while in this company. |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | It would have gone to Cadet Lo, but she only writes her reports in Pandaren. It goes to the third favorite elf! |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Melrion Sunray | To my number one Lieutenant. |
| The Wright Official Award | Feyria Silverdawn | Third time's the charm for my third favorite guard in the unit. You have become very shoot happy. Madman. |
| The Thodim Official Award | Diana Winters | I have never seen her fight anyone, and she always talks things through! |
| The Forrester Official Award | Perira Whitevale | I usually do not hear anything bad about her, not anymore now that she stopped putting people in trees. |
| The Tucker Official Award | Reemti Mooncrown | This will surprise someone, and thinking has been done! Someone shone through with their resilience |
| The Guard Official Award | Naldria Forgestone | Never there when I need her, however lingering at all hours when I do not require them. |
| The Brain Official Award | Melrion Sunray | A hard one to pick because of the lack of brains among us. However the beloved Acting-Captain deserves it! |
| The Whitevale Official Award | Diana Winters | Someone I never fail to smile with, whom being at HQ is enough for me to know it'll be a good shift! |
| The Sunray Official Award | Suggs | He never hangs around, and if he is, he is either working or chatting about working. |
| Fancy Feet Award Bonus Award | Perira Whitevale | — |
| One Outfit For Every Occassion Award Bonus Award | Veronica Cooper | — |
| Mother of Hammers Award Bonus Award | Reemti Mooncrown | — |
| The Shine Bright As Light Award Bonus Award | Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Daaaaaaaaaamn That Hair Award Bonus Award | Melrion Sunray | — |
| The Can't Do Nothing Wrong Ever Award Bonus Award | Diana Winters | — |
| The Unexpected Award Bonus Award | Dwarfy Mc-Partycrasher (Brona Grimtask) | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | Jr. Constable Kraze | — |
| The Prescott Official Award | Jr. Constable Sildalya Autumnweaver | — |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Cadet Veronica Cooper | — |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Jr. Constable Samson Graham | — |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Lance-Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | Jr. Constable Ianus Hallowmoore | — |
| The Wright Official Award | Jr. Constable Ealdrig Forgestone | — |
| The Thodim Official Award | Captain Daphne Darrow (Thanks to Kraze & Company) | — |
| The Forrester Official Award | Sergeant Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Tucker Official Award | Sr. Constable Minura Ebonnight | — |
| The Guard Official Award | Corporal Naima Aldeen | — |
| The Brain Official Award | Lieutenant Lorelie Prescott<br>Lance-Corporal Thixan Hatchet<br>(Sr. Constable Minura Ebonnight, Passed) | — |
| The Smile Official Award | Sr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Most Unfortunate Name Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Ianus Hallowmoore | — |
| The One of a Thousand Award Bonus Award | Lance-Corporal Thixan Hatchet | — |
| The Salivating Award Bonus Award | Cadet Thalos Sevatation | — |
| The Mother Award Bonus Award | Sr. Constable Minura Ebonnight | — |
| The second best rose Award Bonus Award | Lance-Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Good Boy Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Kraze | — |
| The Party Animal Award Bonus Award | Corporal Naima K. Aldeen | — |
| The Always Down Award Bonus Award | Cadet Veronica Cooper | — |
| The Damn Good Hair Award Bonus Award | Sergeant Naldria Forgestone | — |
| THe Nice Voice Award Bonus Award | Cadet Braxon J. Winterburgh | — |
| The New Best Lieutenant Award Bonus Award | Lieutenant Lorelie Prescott | — |
| The Touch Me With Your Light Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Sildalya Autumnweaver | — |
| The I'm Sorry Award Bonus Award | Stola (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| The Perfect Award Bonus Award | Cloud (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| The At Least You're Pretty Award Bonus Award | Lizz (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| The We Miss You Award Bonus Award | Dregrug (Non-Whiskey) | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | Cadet Mateo Espinoza | — |
| The Prescott Official Award | Corporal Thixan Hatchet | — |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Lieutenant Lorelie Prescott | — |
| The Aldeen Official Award | Lance-Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Hatchet Official Award | Jr. Constable Minura Ebonnight | — |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Wright Official Award | Constable Fizzaal Nar'daal | — |
| The Thodim Official Award | Sr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Forrester Official Award | Cadet Simeon Williams | — |
| The Tucker Official Award | Jr. Constable Victor Titus | — |
| The Guard Official Award | Lance-Corporal Naima Aldeen | — |
| The Brain Official Award | Corporal Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Smile Official Award | Sr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Best Guard that ever was Bonus Award | Dregrug Rustbelcher (Former Constable) | — |
| The New Hair- who this award Bonus Award | Corporal Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Look up Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Minura Ebonnight | — |
| The Good Shirt Award Bonus Award | Cadet Mateo Espinoza | — |
| The Best Lieutenant Award Bonus Award | Lieutenant Daphne Darrow | — |
| The all but coping award Bonus Award | Lieutenant Lorelie Prescott | — |
| The Stylish Award Bonus Award | Sr. Constable Perira Whitevale | — |
| The Shitty rose award Bonus Award | Lance-Corporal Feyria Silverdawn | — |
| The Statue Award Bonus Award | Cadet Ianus Hallowmoore | — |
| The Injured Award Bonus Award | Corporal Thixan Hatchet | — |
| The Bait Award Bonus Award | Jr. Constable Andre Fawcett | — |
| Award Name | Awarded To | Motivation |
|---|---|---|
| The Darrow Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Prescott Official Award | Sr. Constable Thixan Hatchet | — |
| The Forgestone Official Award | Constable Naldria Forgestone | — |
| The Aldeen Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Hatchet Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Silverdawn Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Wright Official Award | Jr. Constable Blippity Switchcog | — |
| The Thodim Official Award | Corporal Lorelie Prescott | — |
| The Forrester Official Award | Sr. Constable Ebes Fastcub | — |
| The Tucker Official Award | N/A | — |
| The Guard Official Award | Jr. Constable Percival Peveril | — |
| The Brain Official Award | None | — |
| The Smile Official Award | Sr. Constable Ebes Fastcub | — |